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  • kondur_007
    07-26 05:49 PM
    There is not much use for just fighting EB3-I. You can send a letter or lobbey and they will hear it. Thats all. There are so much discrepancies in immigration policy of USA(The impact is for just for potential immigrants not for the country) I do not think they will spend time to resolve each and every small discrepancy. There are more more severe issues in the country than resolving EB3-I. Of course that is a big issue for those who are impacted.

    But the problem will be automatically resolved if STEM/and or Recapture bill is passed. That is a big picture and that will get more attention than just lobbying for EB3-I.

    I agree. If "vertical spillover" occurs again, the only benefit would go to EB3-ROW.

    It is very very difficult to convince anyone to overflow EB2 ROW -> EB3 ROW -> EB3 I (leaving EB2 I out of loop). (eventhough USCIS did it in past)

    If someone tries to re-interprete, it will end up like:EB2 ROW -> EB3 ROW -> EB2I -> EB3 I, still no real benefit to EB3 I; only EB2 I will loose with some benefit to EB3 ROW.

    Bottom line is, we need more visa numbers and that's what we need to campaign for. May it be recapture, or STEM exemption or anything else.

    I am not saying this just because I am EB2, but these are the facts. Additionally, there is a big chance of new immigration law as soon as new president comes (likely some form of CIR) and we need to be prepared to have our agenda included in that; rather than splitting ourselves.




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  • GCStatus
    09-15 12:11 PM
    can someone who knows the intricacies of such an effort help draft the plan? so we are in the ball park of what resources we need ... ?

    Apume - We are targetting atleast 1000 - each 100 dollars will give us 100k - not a bad number for lawyer fees and other stuff, more the better and welcome aboard




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  • royus77
    08-03 04:55 PM
    I called IO today, still no information in system about my I-485 application that I filed June 28. What is funny is they can find my H1 extension that I filed on July 22 ??!!

    I asked if my case will be transfered to Texas as my I-140 is approved from Texas, answer: Yes it will transferred to Texas IF they need to. So it is not a must. we will see..


    Hello Gc ,

    Did you see any change in the update Date on I 140 ?Just want to check when they will update the Date on I 140 when moving from NSC- TSC




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  • vikki76
    09-29 04:48 PM
    For variety of reasons, I wish to explore option of consulting instead of permanent corporate job. Can I do consulting in my own name directly or do I need to be associated with some company?
    Green card (EB-2, Nov 29,2004 PD) application is in my name. I have filed 485 this July and expecting my EAD any time. I will be invoking AC21 after 6 months.
    But need answer to this question
    A. Consult on own?
    B. Go through a consulting company?

    I prefer option A.



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  • wait4ever
    08-20 11:33 AM
    delax,
    What is your service center?

    Below are the details for self and spouse
    Aug 13 - soft LUD
    Aug 14 - Approval notice sent
    Aug 15 - soft LUD. status is still Approval notice sent

    My service center is TSC.

    Folks

    Did anyone get their physical Cards without getting CPO message ?

    I have recd the I-797C Approval notice on the 11th but I have not recd the physical cards as yet. BTW I did not get any welcome e-mail or CPO mail - I directly got 485 Approval e-mail and that is all.




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  • sankap
    07-10 02:42 PM
    I'm not saying that "H-1B job is permanent:" you're inferring again! I hold that *no* job in this country is "permanent" (legally speaking). My question to you was if no H1B is "permanent" (as you opine), then how can you prove that the AC20 job on H1B is or isn't "permanent?" So if that job is not "permanent," how do you convince/mention that in as RVE-EVL?

    As per info on that page, it says clearly
    "The H-1B program allows an employer to temporarily employ a foreign worker in the U.S. on a nonimmigrant basis in a specialty occupation or as a fashion model of distinguished merit and ability"

    How can you say that any H-1B job is permanent? Now, you don't want to believe even the dol web page.

    I have always maintained that Permanent Job is a full-time work that has no fixed end date. H1B petition always have fixed end date.

    .



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  • nashorn
    08-12 03:50 AM
    On the same boat. I140 approved at TSC, 485 filed at NSC on 7/2, nothing yet. Can we get a poll here? Thread is so long already.




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  • Munna Bhai
    08-14 08:52 AM
    All,

    i received approval for EAD today for myself and wife See sig for details.


    congrats, looks like things are moving



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  • Bonzer
    08-08 07:10 PM
    Congrats Svinjamur !!

    My wife and I received similar emails (Card production ordered). I just posted in a diff thread. Our 10-yr wait is over.

    PD - Nov 2004
    I-140 - approved 03/05
    I-485 - RD - 08/07, ND - 10/03
    CP ordered - 08/08
    (one year and one day since we applied for AOS)

    I got an email today from USCIS stating this
    Current Status: Card production ordered.

    I did not receive any other approval notice. I hope this means that our 485 is approved and the cards have been ordered ?

    My PD Is May 2003




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  • immihelp2
    12-15 10:15 PM
    Been in the US since 1998, have an EB-2 PD of 2001, have played by the rules all along. Still no GC... And, the dates are going back to 2000 from the new year.. I've lost hopes...

    I'm pretty close to getting clinical depression because of this game played by USCIS, Labor Dept, FBI and my own bad luck.

    SKILL bill, OMNIBUS, etc. comes and goes. IV does seem to be doing things to lobby for the community, but let's face one reality. Like a news article said, no one in congress or senate wants to touch immigration even with a long pole until 2009.

    The US has been very good to me (other than the GC part), more than my home country (India) which is why I'm still here.

    Have invested too much of time in this country to just pack up and go. Just curious if any of you feel this way? How do you handle such depressing feelings?



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  • diptam
    06-26 04:03 PM
    I have to get the EMP LETTER latest by Friday June 29th from employer.
    For that i have to sign the agreement by June 28th Noon time.

    Today is June 26th and they are still working on agreement with their lawyers and would probably give me the final agreement tomorrow 27th noon time.

    Between 27th Noon and 28th Noon how can i consult a lawyer ??


    I meant "whole sentence from the employment agreement". All depends on the wordings. If your agreement is linked to I-485 approval date then there is a way out. Every contract must have well defined terms. Since date for I-485 approval is not known, such contracts are difficult to stand in court of law. However, if it says "the employee must work for 2 years or 6-months after I-485 approval date (whichever is earlier) otherwise he/she will pay all GC related expenses" then the contract is more likely to be enforceable.

    All depends on the wordings of the contract.

    Please consult a good lawyer BEFORE signing any contract.

    Not a legal advice.
    ----------------------------------
    Green Card holder since May 2002

    desi3933 at gmail.com




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  • kondur_007
    09-27 01:40 PM
    Sorry for my French guys...I generally dont like to use bad words, but this Charles Oppenheim boils my blood...

    Look at all his previous statements...I dont know under what kind of influence he makes his statements...

    He has BSed us in the past (look at his prior statement that he made in VEGAS) ....

    Now he is BSing us again....

    And we take his words seriously and start another set of arguments....

    God bless every one; I need to calm down now. If possible please ignore this Oppehemi guy; he is just another joker.



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  • tempgc
    07-02 09:50 AM
    all USPS shipped Guys
    Any idea, can we get information any info from the USPS of Lincoln, NE when would they deliver our packages ?




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  • anil_gc
    08-09 10:37 AM
    Anil,
    Did you notice any change in the LUD of your pending or previously approved cases??

    No, I have not created an online account



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  • vinabath
    03-26 11:37 AM
    Labor Substition was a devil which has created most of this problem as I can see there are hardly 15-20% original beneficiaries for these 2002-2003 Labors.

    Employers made Labor Sub a Devil by misusing it. It has been provided to employers as a valid advantage from employer perspective.

    Infact GC has become a retention perk for the employer and from the employer perspective all they need is unlimited H-1B permits. All this added to the fuel that GC has become a perk to the employee because they suck up 6 years of H-1B servitude and not a Employer benefit anymore.

    I think the Govt and USCIS start to think now that

    H-1B is employer benefit
    GC is employee benefit

    and they are slowly moving to make changes in the current law.




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  • apahilaj
    08-11 09:45 AM
    My husband received CPO mail on 08/04, welcome mail on 08/05, soft LUD on 08/06 and approval notice sent mail on 08/09 but dated 08/08 in USCIS status. Hoping to have the GC in hand next week.
    Anyone who has the same chain of events or received GC for CPO mail on 08/04 or later?

    Same exact sequence of events happened to me. I am sure we will have our cards this week God willingly.



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  • June05
    08-13 09:43 AM
    I and my wife received our cards yesterday.




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  • will_v_ever_get_GC
    11-21 01:31 PM
    Dear Mehul...

    I wish and pray that God gives strength to you and your family in this difficult situation. And as fellow IV'ns have mentioned, Prayer and Faith in Life/Almighty can do wonders. By the attitude in your note, I do feel you have that ... and somehow I have a feeling things will be fine for you and your family.

    As suggested by many people, if possible, please do get a 2nd opinion from a renowned doctor in India. And do start Yoga/Pranayam. Meditation and proper breathing exercise have helped folks with very serious conditions and these are surely worth trying.

    And for your GC, I would second the suggestions of writing to senator and USCIS.

    Your family should be your reason to continue to have faith and NOT give up...

    Heartfelt wishes and prayers with you... Always !!!




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  • snowshoe
    06-15 08:23 AM
    My attorney sent our apps on June 1st, I do not have receipt # yet. Also I just gave the attorney one payment for the entire app, hence cannot figure out if the checks were cashed or not.




    shaq
    05-19 01:13 PM
    I am waiting for FP .Even I have called TSC having intention to open SR ,i got the reply all files are up to date and they can not open SR for FP ...Files indicate that FP is complete.(God knows what they mean,whose fingerprint they have on my file) ....I have not given any FP so far except at the PORT of entry .

    Have you received your FP?




    h1techSlave
    03-08 08:10 PM
    If many EB3-I folks are getting GCs then why is EB3-I PD stuck in 2001? Shouldn't it move?

    I feel where you are coming from; I am also from the waited four years to get approved from filing 485 club.

    btw; every person I know of from India who has gotten green from October 2008 were those eb3 guys who converted to eb2 through perm labor. I have a feeling that this is going to cause a lot of stress to eb2 as many people have been able to obtain old priority dates through eb3. Maybe not much solace but with perm labors taking 9 months to get approved now (most recent approvals were filed in July 2008) it does help India a bit. It is taking longer for eb2 ROW to get into 140/485 que and would cause more visas to be spilled over. If labors were getting approved fast then there would be less spillover in this fiscal year.

    Department of State is really playing with people with their continuing change of how they are interpreting the law with regards to visa spillover. In Mid 90's I left USA (one of the reasons; not main reason was because I was told it would take about three years to get greencard; looks like a small wait compared to now).



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